{"product_id":"don-t-mess-with-the-mamasaurus","title":"🦖 DON’T MESS WITH THE MAMASAURUS! 🦖","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e🦖 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003eDON’T MESS WITH THE MAMASAURUS!\u003c\/b\u003e 🦖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThink you can handle the chaos without your caffeine? Think again. Our new 20oz Mamasaurus tumbler is officially here to keep your coffee hot (or your \"mom juice\" cold) while you navigate the jungle of parenthood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eCheck out those Nutrition Facts:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePatience:\u003c\/b\u003e 500% (mostly)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaffeine:\u003c\/b\u003e 110% (required)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSleep:\u003c\/b\u003e 1% (rounding up)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUnconditional Love:\u003c\/b\u003e ∞\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e ✨ 20oz Stainless Steel ✨ Includes lid and straw ✨ Keep drinks cold for 24+ hours or hot for 12+\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hess Printing \u0026 Design ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44978266996806,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/1252\/7686\/files\/mom1.png?v=1777767033","url":"https:\/\/hess-printing-design-llc.myshopify.com\/products\/don-t-mess-with-the-mamasaurus","provider":"Hess Printing \u0026 Design ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}